Won't you pop my balloon

This made me crack up yesterday night. LOL

http://www.latenightwithjimmyfallon.com/video/wont-you-pop-my-balloon-11111/1365780/#.TrGmwZRp-Cl.blogger

check it out, you wont regret it

Surprised Sports Faces Photos

In an effort get the the death of Steve jobs out of my head I'm going to start Today a continuous chain posts of surprised faces in sports, i realized this is kinda weird but to me a surprised face speaks louder than words so expects many dumb funny pictures in the future. For now here is San Diego's QB Philip Rivers making a dumb "I am a special boy" expression. :)

RIP Steve Jobs

Yesterday i was surprised to know that Steve Jobs had passed away, i was in my car and i thought it was April's fool, but it wasn't. He changed the world of technology like no one has done in the past, he made us electronic devices that today we would not live without. He took us one step closer to the future. Rest in peace you brilliant man.

David Blaine Street Magic

For those of you who have seen David Blaine street magic you will laugh at this video, i want to say that they over exaggerated that awe look after he pulls off the trick, but that is the best part LOL. check it out.

lil thor

ok now following the lil vader commercial, Marvel made his own parody of it by placing Thor in it but the ending is a little different. check it out.

Lil' Vader commercial

I'm sure many of you have seen this commercial during the Superbowl, but I'm going to show you guys what marvel did to promote their new movie "Thor". So just bear with me, meanwhile here is the funny commercial. 

Wierd Web: Kim Jong-il looking at things

I really don't know much about him, but the little that i heard is that he is a dick and also that he is a funny looking man. So i came up with this site of this Chinese dick looking at stuff, which is really weird, so check it out!!http://kimjongillookingatthings.tumblr.com/

Trump: Very funny Mr. Obama, very funny.

i heard about this video today, and for the people who has been following the birth certificate mess, you will like this video. Obama finally responds to all the accusations about his citizenship with some good comedy that seemed to be all directed at Donald Trump, one of the birthers. Who thought obama could have this talent at comedy? well, if everything else fails for him in the future comedy could save his ass. Check it out!!

The Roethlisberger

ever wonder what it was like to eat a giant hamburger? well if you see this video, not only will you know what it's like but it will kill your hunger and give you a heart attack later, no offense to ben. Check it out!

New Maps for COD Black Ops and Danny Trejo is in it

Well i love COD (call of duty), especially this new version, and Treyarch keeps releasing these map packs with trailers and all that, which makes my blood pump even more than it is now. This new pack has a call of the dead that features Danny Trejo, El Machete guy, kicking some zombie ass. Yes im gonna buy this for sure, they had me at Danny.

Check this out!!!

look at this video created by some gamer dudes. All i can say is controller gun!!!!

The Norteno - Sureno Show

file:///Users/diegovelez/Desktop/Norteno%20-%20sureno%20show%20%28Thats%20my%20Mom!!%29.m4aThis is a post from me in a long time, but i just wanted to share some audio clips i have of some funny audio clips between me and a good friend. We were thinking of making this into a comedy mash-up podcast but i don't know, im gonna post it to see what happens. Warning if you don't like stupid fun, don't listen to it. oh yea one last thing, i apologize for the quality of the audio, im experimenting with garage-band so my knowledge in this field is limited.

Charlie Sheen ustream response after getting fired. Winning!!!!

So yesterday's post was the first and relevant news about Charlie Sheen (for me), but today is the Winning!! news of the Sheen saga. He did a ustream response to getting the boot by Warner Bros, and it is a combination of weird with hilarious!!, that guy says so much crap and acts so weird i pray he is stoned or drugged out because if he isn't then clearly he is totally insane, but funny. Winning!!. Check out his Sheen's Korner http://mashable.com/2011/03/05/charlie-sheen-to-appear-on-ustream-live-tonight/

Sorry, Charlie: Warner Bros. Boots Sheen

I have avoided posting Charlie Sheen's craziness here because that would give him more power to do more dumb weird stuff, but Warner Bros firing Sheen is actually big and a sign that all this Sheen BS is about to end. Today Charlie Sheen got the "you are fired" line from Warner Bros. after talking more trash about his bosses and letting his ego run free on many radio stations, and interviews. Sorry dude you behaved like an effin weirdo too many times now embrace the consequences, although Mark Cuban might offer him a job on his  HDnet network therefore empowering him even more!!!, but for now lets enjoy this. check the article http://www.adweek.com/aw/content_display/news/media/e3id1d03883f15cb4a00e5ed870ba4d80a1?pn=2

Shiver me Timbers pirates still exist!!

When I read that a family from Denmark was captured by Somalian pirates my first reaction was, "that is so cool!", not because this dumb family got hijacked but for the fact that pirates still exist and they are not a fantasy like dragons, or werewolves and the reality of their existence makes this world even spicier to me. How dumb is that danish family of sailing in a yacht, ignoring every kind of warning from naval forces in the area and going into pirate infested waters, they knew four Americans were hijacked in the same relative sea and their only explanation was "Of course, we talked quite a lot about it (the American hijacking) but this is far over thousands of kilometers (miles) away and the Arabian Sea that we sail in is the size of Europe", .... yea sure yet you all get captured two days later, how big is your Arabian Sea now!!. Anyways here is the article, enjoy the existence of pirate, I know I do. http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20110301/ap_on_re_eu/piracy

UFC 127 LIve here

i found a live streaming site for the pay per view, here guys enjoy. http://hqufc.blogspot.com/p/1.html

Do you love hot-dogs? well there is a website for you!!!

For the first time in my blog, I am going to start posting weird websites that i find around this virtual universe, I mean there's got to be some weird sites around that make you say "now, THAT'S weird", and as a new blogger I kinda feel obliged to, so here is my first poke at it. So in my search for food recipes today, I stumbled on this website dedicated only to hot-dogs, all the history, trivia, popular cities that eat them, famous people eating them in movies, books, recipes,music, and they even have their own youtube page!. Everything related to the wiener is here, weird right?. check it out for yourself! http://www.hot-dog.org/

Brazilian mom finds son petting 5-foot-long alligator behind sofa

You would think our house is the safest of all the places we could be, but even in our safest place we find out that we can get hurt or even killed like scream (my Hollywood example). Now, when our safest place (home) is located near a jungle or a big river where are all kinds of animals roam free, our house is no longer SAFE!!!!. This Brazilian woman found her little kid petting an alligator behind the sofa!, I mean, could the kid pick a more exotic pet to keep in the house?!, still, I'm surprised they are even alive down there. Anyways the lesson here is her kid needs more toys to play with, just kidding!. Want to read more click the link.http://content.usatoday.com/communities/ondeadline/post/2011/02/brazilian-mom-finds-son-petting-5-foot-long-alligator-behind-sofa/1

Awesome Dead Island Trailer

If you are a gamer, like zombies, blood, and gore like i do you would look at this trailer from the soon to come Dead Island game and fall in love with it. The game comes out on august of this year, so you will have to wait to chop some zombie's head off but for now set your eyes on the trailer.

Blind man beats burglars up in his house

In the past, society had the notion that blind people were weak and needed help with everything but nowadays i see more sight impaired individuals fitting into society like a normal human beings and even making normal people like me look crippled. Well this guy impressed me even more when he tackled two burglars in his house, I see Mr. Jones has heard of the UFC!, get it?, Just think of how embarrassed those two burglars would have felt, i think after this they should change their professions and sell ice cream to little kids. If you want to read more here is the article http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-south-east-wales-12557910 

Darth Vader Sings a Justin Bieber Song

So I was looking through youtube and i found a James Earl interview (Darth Vader voice) on the Gayle King show, and i thought ok he is going to say the "I am your father" line right?, but no  Mrs. King asks him to read some lines from the "baby,baby,baby" song by Justin Bieber, and it is hilarious!!! I can just see people mashing up famous Darth Vader lines with this. Check it out.

Chinese man dies playing games!!!!

It is not surprising to me that a human being  can get hooked on something like heroin and become dependent, obsessed, and addicted. Well the Chinese and many other Asian countries seem to be addicted to video games like wow (world of warcraft), starcraft (South Korea's favorite sport) or any other video game of the like, so it was due to hear an asian dude dying because he stayed three days straight playing games without stopping, he was asking for it!!!, something had to happen to him right?, video games for Asians are what donuts are for fat people. If you want to read more check out the article.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-pacific-12541769

hi!!!!!

Hi my name is Diego Velez and this is my first time here or well my first time blogging on a site just for bloggers. My purpose on this site is to blog about the various, exciting, weird stuff that happens on the Internet, i always wanted to do that and provide the most relevant news or events happening on the big world of the internet. I also draw and i would like to create a web comic illustration, but that will come in the future since i don't have the equipment to do that yet, but for now i will keep this updated with all kind of things from the Internet.Ok for now i leave you with this video i just found of a stop motion animation created by eatliz on youtube good bye.